I've masturbated so many times. I've watched so much porn, masturbated to so much porn that it's all so boring to me now.. I had to keep watching more exciting porn until I ran out new things to see. Then I discovered Gilligan's Island. Now I just throw on any old episode and rub one out while imagining their dialogue and mannerisms being displayed to me in a more sexual, modern way. There's so much potential sexual tension and possibility in a handful of 60's white folks being stranded on an island for decades.