Honestly not sure where to put this. My husband and I went to a strip club like a month ago, some out of the way place I can't remember the name of now for some reason. The club itself was kind of mediocre. The girls were nice enough, better looking than I expected, but the inside of the place was kind of cheap. I got a lapdance from one of the girls who thought I was "interesting", her words.

Anyway, the reason I decided to make this a confession was the bathroom. Was just one unisex bathroom, but the urinals were really strange. I had seen pictures of bathrooms where the urinals were giant lips or whatever, this one kind of took that concept and ran with it. The urinals were all really well made ceramic statues of women on their knees with their mouths open and heads tilted up at about crotch level, with a visible pipe connecting about where the anus would be to the ground. We kind of found the place by accident and we can't find it again, but we're in phoenix AZ and if you happen to be in the area and happen to find the place I suggest checking it out. I believe it was called "Tizzy's" or something to that effect.