My girl shit all over me.

She told me her stomach feels funny, but wanted to have sex. She ALWAYS wants sex. She got on top and reversed. She loves this position and I enjoy the view and feeling. She gets her first nut and farts. Said sorry but the orgasm let her ass go. She is working up and down, I see me going In and out of her, its tight and hot to look at. She cums hard and when she does she shots all over me, the covers the bed. She does not stop, she keeps going and finishes her orgasm. I pushed her nasty ass of me into the floor. She hit the side of the dresser with her head. Started crying and called me a fuck head.

I had to toss a $300 memory foam topper, the sheets and a queen size mattress. I tossed my cookies and the steak I paid $40 for. What a fucked up night. I now sleep on the box springs board type thing with NO foam pad. Until my taxes come back I am stuck.

What a dumb ass,

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by Anonymous on Feb 14, 2014 at 10:15 AM

Damn, I guess shit happens, huh?

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by Anonymous on Feb 17, 2014 at 5:25 AM

my fucking sides hurt. I spit my coffee over my laptop.
poor fucker! LMFAO

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