I came home from a bar one night and just as I reached my house a taxi pulls up and out gets my neighbors. The wife seems a little drunk and the husband is really drunk and can't even walk. She sees me and asks if I could help bring her husband in. I brought him in and she had me bring him right to thier bedroom and throw him on the bed. She told me to hold on while she began to remove her dress. She stripped down to her bra and panties and then told me I would have to help her with her husband. She had me hold him up as she began to undress him. She removed all his clothing and had me throw him in bed. I had never seen any of them this dressed down before. He was naked on his back with everything exposed and she was in just her bra and panties. She asked me to unhook her bra and removed it quickly exposing her breasts. She didn't seem to mind being topless in front of me. I was about to leave when she began to talk about her husband. She mentioned he drank quite a lot and will probably not remember a thing tomorrow. She said we better keep the fact I saw him naked just between us because he wouldn't like it much if he knew I saw his package. She then asked me how my package compared to his. I said it was similar and she asked how similar. I said it was hard to explain and that I was just similar. She said I was more muscular than him and asked if she could see my chest. I removed my shirt and she began to run her hands all over my chest. She then unbuttoned and unzipped my pants and pulled them down along with my underwear. I should have stopped her but I still had a beer buzz going and sort of got caught up in the moment. She said I saw her husbands package and it was only fair mine got exposed too. She said I was simliar like I said but I was a little bigger and then grabbed it to say I was thicker too. She pushed me to the bed right beside her husband, slipped off her panties and jumped on top of me. We did it with her husband laying beside us. He was still passed out and never woke up. I left shortly aftwerwards. The next day I saw the wife and asked how she was. She said hungover and can't remember much from last night. I said it must have been a wild night. She said it must have been because the last thing she remembers was leaving a bar and then walking up naked with her husband. She mentioned her and her husband never sleep naked and she was also a little sore. I asked sore where?? She said between the legs and figures her and her husband must have had sex and it must have been rougher than normal because they were drunk. She added it was probably more information than I needed to know but she truly can't remember anything from the time she left the bar until she woke up in the morning. I didn't bring up the fact of what really happened that night figuring it was better that way.

I wonder what the husband would do if he knew I saw him naked and also that I had sex with his wife with him laying right beside us.