When I was a teenager and still a virgin, I was introduced to this really super cute guy in a local band. He was sweet, talented, charming, and good looking, and I was head over heels in love before I knew what to do with myself. Being that he was a bit older and my parents would not have approved, I had to sneak around a lot to hang out with him, despite the fact that he was totally proper and never tried anything with me.

After chasing after him for awhile, we ended up making out after one of his shows. I told him I wanted to go back with him to his place and straight up told him that I wanted him to take my virginity. He brought me home, kissed me passionately, and got me out of my clothes. He spread my legs and went down on me, and it felt more amazing than I would have dreamed. It felt so good that I felt like I might slip into a coma...and then...being that relaxed...I farted on his chin. It was loud and I could even feel his face vibrated as it came out. It was rumbling and echoed throughout the room.

He sat up horrified, and I apologized profusely. He gagged a few times, and I realized it smelled awful. Needless to say we both ended up getting dressed and he drove me home in silence. I was mortified.

There's a happy ending though. We ended up together and are married and have two wonderful children. We still have NEVER talked about that night.