My roommate claims I tend to hump the bed every now and then when I am asleep. He says it's nothing aggressive, but clearly apparent. Which I could sort of believe because I find myself slowly grinding into the bed when I'm waking up. Of course, it's hard not to when I'm sporting morning wood when I am fully awake. My roommate tends to laugh about it, and doesn't mind telling our friends. His laughing viewpoint changed when he learned I had to deal with hearing him jerk off many mornings. It's not always fun to wake up to.

Seriously though, I do my deed at night when I can barely be seen. Why do it as daylight is breaking through and likely to wake others up to it?? As for me humping the bed in my sleep, what harm could it do...well, I suppose I'll find out when I sleep with someone.