I clean for this elderly couple three times a week. She is confined to bed, he is seventy something, but quite nice. I just do mainly the kitchen, bathroom and the ironing. The problem is the son, must be in his forties, who comes round when he knows I'm there, and pesters me for sex when we're alone. I threaten to tell his father, my husband, I say I'm going to quit but he just laughs it off .

I fend him off and say he's mad. He says because he eats pineapple almost every day his semen comes out sweet. I know pure bullshit when I hear it, but he insists, claims others have said so. I said i was willing to bet anything nobody has ever sucked him off, ever, in his life.

But you can't insult him, always comes back with more bullshit.

Anyway, one day, in the garden behind the garage I gave him a blowjob, sucked him all the way and he blew in my mouth. I have to admit it was the sweetest tasting cum I'd ever had.

So there, I guess it must be true. Guys, eat more pineapple.