The night before I left town after my divorce my ex showed up at my apartment. She thought she would fuck me back into staying with her. I started to tell her to leave but then I realized I had a golden opportunity. During our marriage she had been a lay-flat-on-her-back-missionary-only kind of girl. So, that night I took her to bed and did everything I had wanted to do before. I came in her mouth, I screwed her in the ass. I squirted a load on her face, I even got her to rim me. She gagged a lot, but I didn't care. The next day I left with a smile on my face and her self-respect in my pocket. Stupid c**t.

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by Anonymous on Dec 11, 2014 at 1:35 AM

use me, fuck me, leave me. male point of view.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Dec 11, 2014 at 5:16 PM

You left town with a smile on your face and her self respect in your pocket? One other thing you left out, that is you had the title as the worlds biggest lying SOB tied to your ass. No way in hell did this happen. Doesn't even make a good story.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Dec 12, 2014 at 6:31 AM

Recently divorced women are notorious for doing any sex act man asks suggests so I bet she has done everything he asked for and more before with other men so who has the respect now?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Dec 12, 2014 at 8:32 AM

lol uv prolly been single ur whole life

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Dec 14, 2014 at 2:07 PM

Lets see, #2 is probably the ex wife, or an ex wife who had the same thing pulled on her, and #4 wrote that comment right after jerking off.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Dec 15, 2014 at 6:29 AM

@@5 "hurdurrr im a fucking detective! lol letz see urrr uz da whife anddddd durp uz wuz jurkin it! herpaderp!"

lol ur so smart go fuck urself take pics and ill jerk off to it faggot boy

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