My neighbor is absolutely convinced that my garden is his dogs' toilet. He brings them, all 3 of them, over to my yard every morning before the sun comes up and has them dig up my garden and shit and piss in it. I'm sick of them killing my plants. I have complained to him and he denies it. I set up a surveillance camera and showed him a video of him bringing his dogs over to shit in my garden and he has the audacity to claim that my camera must have been aimed at his back yard by mistake.

Fed up I decided to take action. First thing I did was put antifreeze in a dish next to their dog house. The next thing I did was grind up some light bulbs with a mortar and pestle and mix it with ground beef and bacon. Finally I put rat poison in more dog food and tossed that around my neighbor's back yard.

Last week his last dog died of yet another mysterious illness.