Girls love to fart too (well I do anyway). I don't like to do it in public, but I love to fart on my own. I like to fart in bed and then put my head under the blankets to smell it. The ranker the better, especially if it smells of eggs. I also love to fart on my hand and then sniff it.

There's also nothing like having a really good crap either, especially just after breakfast. I can really leave for work with a smile of my face then.