I found out my wife Penny was cheating on me by pure chance. She'd left her lap top on and was still signed into her social network site. I was going to close it but immediately saw the message she'd received from someone I knew well. The message asked for her to meet him so they could have a "Good time" in his car. Because of the business I ran it was easy for me to get someone to put a key tracker on her lap top. That's when I truely found out she was fucking the young guy I'd hired six months earlier. The messages between them over the following two weeks were lurid and left nothing to the imagination. I got my associate to recover them and made my mind up it was all over between us, but not before I got my own back.

Selling the house we lived in was easy. I'd done it before to raise capital for the business, so Penny didn't think anything of it, even when we stored our household items and moved into rented accomadation. The man who bought the house was another business associate of mine and I gave him a great deal for cash, knowing he'd help me out later on.

Just before Christmas I sold the business, making sure the new owner didn't take on the young man who been fucking my wife. Penny still thinks I own it and that it was me who fired her lover, stupid bitch. His car, his pride and joy, the one he'd fucked my wife in, probably on countless ocassions, was reposessed last week outside of his shitty little council flat, after he couldn't afford to keep it, now being unemployed.

The best part of getting back at my wife will be her finding out something that will infuriate her, as I've always said I wasn't interested even if she is very pretty (And younger than Penny). In a weeks time when penny goes off to her mothers house for the weekend. I'll be leaving, taking all our money and having our household contents which are in storage, donated to charity. I wont need them as I'm moving back down south, having permanently loaned a house off the business associate, who I sold ours to. I won't own it, per say, so she can't claim any money from it. The thing that will annoy penny so much is I won't be leaving on my own. Lets just say, a very close friend of Penny's who's been spending time with me lately in various hotel rooms, will be moving with me.

Penny can move in with her toe rag, no money, on the dole boyfriend if she wants, when she gets back from her mothers. The lease on the rented house will have gone by then. And so will I.