Straight Male / 42
This is the best category for this because I truly hate my neighbor but it could also go in the category of revenge.
My neighbor is an asshole. He borrows thing without permission and keeps them pretending they were his all along. He put a 7 foot fence along our shared property line but he built it 20 feet over the line on my side then insisted that was where the property line was forcing me to hire surveyors who put in concrete markers which he illegally dug up and moved over to where the fence was. He cut down several trees on my property that were not even hanging over his land simply because they blocked the sun from reaching the vegetable garden that he put in years after I moved in. He takes his dogs over to my back yard to shit. He plays loud music and does loud construction projects between midnight and 5 am almost every morning. He helps himself to my strawberries and other produce I grow in my garden as well as roses from my rose garden which he gives to his wife and girlfriend.
I just got fed up with all his bull shit. I had taken him to court and won but he ignores court orders and his lawyers always find a loop hole and make it look like I am being unreasonable.
He also beats his wife and girl friend and kids and he does things to his little daughters that I am to sickened to talk about. He is evil incarnate.
So he goes on a three week business trip to Europe and takes his girlfriend with him. I found his wife in the back yard crying. My own wife has long since lost interest in the sexual side of our marriage and took on a lover years ago. Ours is a marriage of convenience. We have separate bedrooms but besides that we get along surprisingly well. It is sort of like we are siblings who are best friends and room mates who just happened to have had kids along the way. It was her suggestion that I go next door and flirt with my neighbor's wife.
I walked up to my neighbor's wife and tried to cheer her up. I put a hand on her shoulder to comfort her but she flinched. that is when I noticed the bruises. I backed off physically but sat down next to her offered her my empathy. After a while she warmed up to me and then just told me everything how she gets beaten regularly, how he beats their kids but does it in a way that does not leave marks. She told me all about the affair with his assistant and how he sneaks into the girl's bedroom at night and what he does to them. She is terrified of him because of his threats. He controls the money and everything.
I work for a law firm. I'm actually the law librarian. I have a degree in library sciences with a minor in legal studies. I work for a law firm which has over twenty partners and a hundred associates all lawyers. I took her to my law firm and introduced her to a couple of my friends there who owed me a few big favors. As I said, I am law librarian and not a lawyer, I let the lawyers take care of the law stuff. I just look things up for them and help them find the right books, cases, decisions etc. My lawyer friends took good care of her. By the time they got done, they found where he had hidden his assets, transferred everything including the house into her name without any tax liability. They arranged for her to have sole custody of the girls and upon his return there was a warrant for his and his girlfriend's arrest for more than 45 felonies between them. He had no assets so he could not bail himself out and could not hire a good lawyer. He was convicted and is serving multiple life sentences. When he gets out there are warrants for felonies with no statutes of limitations in two other states waiting for him. Of course he will be a few hundred years old when he gets out. Meanwhile, I have moved in next door with my neighbor and we will be getting married soon. My wife was delighted that I found love and we will be getting a no contest divorce each leaving the marriage with what we brought into it. she will be getting married to her boyfriend after that and we will each be attending the other's wedding.
I suppose I don't hate my neighbor any more. I heard he got beat up pretty bad a couple of times but honestly don't think about him much any more. I'm too busy making love to his ex.
My neighbor is an asshole. He borrows thing without permission and keeps them pretending they were his all along. He put a 7 foot fence along our shared property line but he built it 20 feet over the line on my side then insisted that was where the property line was forcing me to hire surveyors who put in concrete markers which he illegally dug up and moved over to where the fence was. He cut down several trees on my property that were not even hanging over his land simply because they blocked the sun from reaching the vegetable garden that he put in years after I moved in. He takes his dogs over to my back yard to shit. He plays loud music and does loud construction projects between midnight and 5 am almost every morning. He helps himself to my strawberries and other produce I grow in my garden as well as roses from my rose garden which he gives to his wife and girlfriend.
I just got fed up with all his bull shit. I had taken him to court and won but he ignores court orders and his lawyers always find a loop hole and make it look like I am being unreasonable.
He also beats his wife and girl friend and kids and he does things to his little daughters that I am to sickened to talk about. He is evil incarnate.
So he goes on a three week business trip to Europe and takes his girlfriend with him. I found his wife in the back yard crying. My own wife has long since lost interest in the sexual side of our marriage and took on a lover years ago. Ours is a marriage of convenience. We have separate bedrooms but besides that we get along surprisingly well. It is sort of like we are siblings who are best friends and room mates who just happened to have had kids along the way. It was her suggestion that I go next door and flirt with my neighbor's wife.
I walked up to my neighbor's wife and tried to cheer her up. I put a hand on her shoulder to comfort her but she flinched. that is when I noticed the bruises. I backed off physically but sat down next to her offered her my empathy. After a while she warmed up to me and then just told me everything how she gets beaten regularly, how he beats their kids but does it in a way that does not leave marks. She told me all about the affair with his assistant and how he sneaks into the girl's bedroom at night and what he does to them. She is terrified of him because of his threats. He controls the money and everything.
I work for a law firm. I'm actually the law librarian. I have a degree in library sciences with a minor in legal studies. I work for a law firm which has over twenty partners and a hundred associates all lawyers. I took her to my law firm and introduced her to a couple of my friends there who owed me a few big favors. As I said, I am law librarian and not a lawyer, I let the lawyers take care of the law stuff. I just look things up for them and help them find the right books, cases, decisions etc. My lawyer friends took good care of her. By the time they got done, they found where he had hidden his assets, transferred everything including the house into her name without any tax liability. They arranged for her to have sole custody of the girls and upon his return there was a warrant for his and his girlfriend's arrest for more than 45 felonies between them. He had no assets so he could not bail himself out and could not hire a good lawyer. He was convicted and is serving multiple life sentences. When he gets out there are warrants for felonies with no statutes of limitations in two other states waiting for him. Of course he will be a few hundred years old when he gets out. Meanwhile, I have moved in next door with my neighbor and we will be getting married soon. My wife was delighted that I found love and we will be getting a no contest divorce each leaving the marriage with what we brought into it. she will be getting married to her boyfriend after that and we will each be attending the other's wedding.
I suppose I don't hate my neighbor any more. I heard he got beat up pretty bad a couple of times but honestly don't think about him much any more. I'm too busy making love to his ex.
