Straight Male / 27
My boss is a real jerk. He sexually harasses the female employees. He shorts employee's with their paychecks. He steals from his customers. He owns a jewelry store where I work. He overstates the quality of diamonds he sells and then over states their value on top of that convincing unsuspecting customers that they are buying a $5000 engagement ring when it is worth about a tenth that amount. Consequently he makes a lot of money. Since he also gives a cash discount and discourages the use of credit cards he has a large cash deposit every night. Since he is also very lazy he leaves several days of deposits in the safe before he gets around to going to the bank.
My boss is also an idiot in a way. He drinks and does a lot of cocaine. I honestly don't know how he can manage a business in the condition he is in half the time. I have been sick and tired of him for a long time and I was going to quite but seeing how he treats the other employees, especially the girls, I decided to get even instead. So I waited until Christmas and bought him a case of his favorite tequila and a grand worth of coke. His eyes bugged out and he took his gifts, closed the store early and went on a week long binge as I suspected he would. He called in sick every day that week. Meanwhile I had hacked into his computer and got his combination from one of his files and got into the safe. I helped myself to a quarter of a million of his ill gotten gain along with a large bag of diamonds and other gems and gold. I cooked the books to the point where he would not notice anything was missing. When he got back from his bender it was easy to convince him that he took all the deposits and went on a binge somewhere. his mind was so shot he couldn't remember how many weeks, months or years it had been since he last was in the store and couldn't even remember that Christmas and Thanksgiving had already gone by along with New Years. He panicked when he got sober again and brought in his accountant to straighten out the books. The accountant threw up his hands and told my boss that he had warned him that the drugs and booze would kill his business. Miraculously the business took a hit.
Meanwhile I made sure all the girls got some really big secret bonuses that year albeit a little late for Christmas. I then took my share of the loot and quit.
My boss is also an idiot in a way. He drinks and does a lot of cocaine. I honestly don't know how he can manage a business in the condition he is in half the time. I have been sick and tired of him for a long time and I was going to quite but seeing how he treats the other employees, especially the girls, I decided to get even instead. So I waited until Christmas and bought him a case of his favorite tequila and a grand worth of coke. His eyes bugged out and he took his gifts, closed the store early and went on a week long binge as I suspected he would. He called in sick every day that week. Meanwhile I had hacked into his computer and got his combination from one of his files and got into the safe. I helped myself to a quarter of a million of his ill gotten gain along with a large bag of diamonds and other gems and gold. I cooked the books to the point where he would not notice anything was missing. When he got back from his bender it was easy to convince him that he took all the deposits and went on a binge somewhere. his mind was so shot he couldn't remember how many weeks, months or years it had been since he last was in the store and couldn't even remember that Christmas and Thanksgiving had already gone by along with New Years. He panicked when he got sober again and brought in his accountant to straighten out the books. The accountant threw up his hands and told my boss that he had warned him that the drugs and booze would kill his business. Miraculously the business took a hit.
Meanwhile I made sure all the girls got some really big secret bonuses that year albeit a little late for Christmas. I then took my share of the loot and quit.
