Straight Male / 29
maybe I should have put this in "I did it for the money" but I think it belongs here.
I got married right out of high school to a woman ten years older than me. She was a hot milf cougar when I met her and she's got tons of money. I'm 29 now and she' 39 and she pretty much treats me like she owns me. I know, she really does in a way. I am her house husband. I don't do any work, that's what the housekeeper is for. She has a pool boy for the pool, landscapers for the lawn. I just sit around and look at porn or read or watch movies and sometimes I go shopping for clothes or other things with the generous allowance she gives me. The only thing she has asked is that I don't cheat on her or embarrass her and that I must be available for sex when she wants it which is about three times a week.
The problem is she has let herself go. When we got married I was 18 and she was 28 and looked like a very hot supermodel. She was slender, had nice big tits, long pretty blond hair and dressed like a striper which to an 18 year old is hot. She also provided me with all the beer I wanted and she even bought me a Mercedes. That was her wedding give to me. Now she is 39, is over 300 pounds, her udders almost reach her belly button, she has wrinkles due more to her getting fat than old though she has gotten old and has not aged well. Instead of coloring her grey hair she just chopped it all off so she is nearly bald as well. She also smokes like a chimney now and she never smoked when we got married. She stinks, bathing twice a week at most. She looks like she is in her sixties and I am sick looking at her.
We have neighbors that she does not get along with. Those neighbors have a gorgeous 17 year old daughter. We have been hanging out together for a couple of years now. She comes over to use the pool nearly every day when my wife is at work. We have also been fucking all that time as well. Recently we found out she is pregnant and I am planning to marry her but first I have to divorce the whale. Lucky for me dumb fat ass elephant didn't get a prenup and our state has a law that says I get half if we get divorced.
I'm thinking of breaking it to the old battle axe this weekend. She's a Seattle fan which is another strike against her so I'm thinking that just when the pats beat them and she goes into yet another two gallon of chocolate chip cookie doe binge I will invite my fiancé over to introduce her to my future ex ball and chain. Maybe I'll be lucky and she'll have a heart attack and croak and leave everything to me and my future wife saving all of us a lot of trouble.
The thing Is if she hadn't transformed into the wicked witch of the rhinosourus herd I would have stayed with her. I really did love her once upon a long time ago.
I got married right out of high school to a woman ten years older than me. She was a hot milf cougar when I met her and she's got tons of money. I'm 29 now and she' 39 and she pretty much treats me like she owns me. I know, she really does in a way. I am her house husband. I don't do any work, that's what the housekeeper is for. She has a pool boy for the pool, landscapers for the lawn. I just sit around and look at porn or read or watch movies and sometimes I go shopping for clothes or other things with the generous allowance she gives me. The only thing she has asked is that I don't cheat on her or embarrass her and that I must be available for sex when she wants it which is about three times a week.
The problem is she has let herself go. When we got married I was 18 and she was 28 and looked like a very hot supermodel. She was slender, had nice big tits, long pretty blond hair and dressed like a striper which to an 18 year old is hot. She also provided me with all the beer I wanted and she even bought me a Mercedes. That was her wedding give to me. Now she is 39, is over 300 pounds, her udders almost reach her belly button, she has wrinkles due more to her getting fat than old though she has gotten old and has not aged well. Instead of coloring her grey hair she just chopped it all off so she is nearly bald as well. She also smokes like a chimney now and she never smoked when we got married. She stinks, bathing twice a week at most. She looks like she is in her sixties and I am sick looking at her.
We have neighbors that she does not get along with. Those neighbors have a gorgeous 17 year old daughter. We have been hanging out together for a couple of years now. She comes over to use the pool nearly every day when my wife is at work. We have also been fucking all that time as well. Recently we found out she is pregnant and I am planning to marry her but first I have to divorce the whale. Lucky for me dumb fat ass elephant didn't get a prenup and our state has a law that says I get half if we get divorced.
I'm thinking of breaking it to the old battle axe this weekend. She's a Seattle fan which is another strike against her so I'm thinking that just when the pats beat them and she goes into yet another two gallon of chocolate chip cookie doe binge I will invite my fiancé over to introduce her to my future ex ball and chain. Maybe I'll be lucky and she'll have a heart attack and croak and leave everything to me and my future wife saving all of us a lot of trouble.
The thing Is if she hadn't transformed into the wicked witch of the rhinosourus herd I would have stayed with her. I really did love her once upon a long time ago.
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