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My Family
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Straight Male / 47
My 12yo grandson says, "Google is your friend for sex education".
I'm 67, my son's 41 and my grandson's 12 - and no, we did not have sex. Sunday evening we attended a wake and, while standing in a room away from the family, a discussing regarding SSM was getting heated. The three of us listened, not making any comments. As we were leaving the parking lot headed for the restaurant my son commented on the ignorance of people who do not understand their is a difference between a sex act and a civil marriage license (contract). My grandson, who will be 13 in October, said, "yeah, dad. They do not get it - they're blind sheep." This is how an hour plus conversation began.
My son requested a booth in the back corner at the Italian restaurant where he and his son set across from me. Throughout the meal as my grandson talked, and we asked questions, the expressions on my sons face went from blank, to eyes closed, eyes wide open and eyes rolling in his head. We were both astonished at the amount of knowledge he had regarding sex, gay sex, bi sex including vaginal, anal and oral.
Driving me home I could see my son's eyes in the rear view mirror. He told his son, that they had talked about sex a year or so ago, but the amount of detailed information he had shared with us included things he and me (Papa) had never discussed. I almost lost it when my grandson said, "Dad, ya see my report cards and know I AM really, really smart. I'm captain of my baseball and soccer teams. I've lots and lots of friend, including one by the name of Google. And, Google will be your best friend too."
When I knew my grandson was in bed I turned on my computer where my son was waiting to chat. For over an hour we chatted as we researched what our future Ivy league PhD, M.D., J.D. and Rhodes Scholar had pontificated with 100% accuracy - enlightening his father and grandfather on several issues: the mouth of the anus is one of the most sensitive parts of the body. The rectal walls are filled with nerve endings (more than vagina) which are stimulated during anal sex. Male anal stimulation (finger, object or penis) of the prostrate is the male "G" spot. How the round circular anus muscle can be stretched, much like a rubber band and it has limits; excess use loosens it. However, new surgical procedures called "pleating" can tighten it up again. How a women orgasms. What it takes for her to orgasm. Why so many men's ignorance of the female's reproductive anatomy results in an unsatisfied sexual act for women. How a women's pelvis and vagina respond during child birth. When, why and how they experience menstrual cycles and why that "phenomenon" is occurring at the earliest ages in history. He quoted scripture which condemns the positions the religious right have taken in defiance of the SSM law. They are using scripture to justify whey the law in wrong and why they are going to defy the law is blasphemy. Their actions are saying God made a mistake allowing SSM to become the law. Therefore, God was wrong and Deity if flawed. Their righteousness of scriptural interruption trumps sovereign God who ordained the law before the foundation of the earth, or even scriptures. He was correct in his statistics regarding venereal disease being vaginally and anally transmitted diseases, and how oral sex is safest because of the slava and mouth temperatures.
On their way home my son asked my grandson if he was sexually active. He told his dad, I jerk of, dad. Every man beats off, but only a few will fess up. It's not a big deal, ya know. I bet you jerk it when mom's on her cycle. Sex drive diminish as men get older. However, that's "skewed" based on several factors and Papa is one of those ethnic factors. If Papa ain't jerking, he's having wet dreams or fucking something." My grandson blow his first load - sometime since Christmas. He told his dad someday I'll experience oral, vaginal and anal sex - but not now dad. So, don't worry!
I've been having sex since my middle teens and wasn't always faithful to my wife. I'm so very thankful she never found out. I miss her greatly: my head knows she's gone, but not my heart. I've been around the block many times in my life and I've rode some stallions, and been ridden too. It took my 12 year old grandson to explain to me why I like anal sex so much. I do jerk off - a lot. I turn down pussy from women who all have devious motives. I've had a some blow jobs by men the last few years, but will only admit it - anonymously. "Google is your friend"
I'm 67, my son's 41 and my grandson's 12 - and no, we did not have sex. Sunday evening we attended a wake and, while standing in a room away from the family, a discussing regarding SSM was getting heated. The three of us listened, not making any comments. As we were leaving the parking lot headed for the restaurant my son commented on the ignorance of people who do not understand their is a difference between a sex act and a civil marriage license (contract). My grandson, who will be 13 in October, said, "yeah, dad. They do not get it - they're blind sheep." This is how an hour plus conversation began.
My son requested a booth in the back corner at the Italian restaurant where he and his son set across from me. Throughout the meal as my grandson talked, and we asked questions, the expressions on my sons face went from blank, to eyes closed, eyes wide open and eyes rolling in his head. We were both astonished at the amount of knowledge he had regarding sex, gay sex, bi sex including vaginal, anal and oral.
Driving me home I could see my son's eyes in the rear view mirror. He told his son, that they had talked about sex a year or so ago, but the amount of detailed information he had shared with us included things he and me (Papa) had never discussed. I almost lost it when my grandson said, "Dad, ya see my report cards and know I AM really, really smart. I'm captain of my baseball and soccer teams. I've lots and lots of friend, including one by the name of Google. And, Google will be your best friend too."
When I knew my grandson was in bed I turned on my computer where my son was waiting to chat. For over an hour we chatted as we researched what our future Ivy league PhD, M.D., J.D. and Rhodes Scholar had pontificated with 100% accuracy - enlightening his father and grandfather on several issues: the mouth of the anus is one of the most sensitive parts of the body. The rectal walls are filled with nerve endings (more than vagina) which are stimulated during anal sex. Male anal stimulation (finger, object or penis) of the prostrate is the male "G" spot. How the round circular anus muscle can be stretched, much like a rubber band and it has limits; excess use loosens it. However, new surgical procedures called "pleating" can tighten it up again. How a women orgasms. What it takes for her to orgasm. Why so many men's ignorance of the female's reproductive anatomy results in an unsatisfied sexual act for women. How a women's pelvis and vagina respond during child birth. When, why and how they experience menstrual cycles and why that "phenomenon" is occurring at the earliest ages in history. He quoted scripture which condemns the positions the religious right have taken in defiance of the SSM law. They are using scripture to justify whey the law in wrong and why they are going to defy the law is blasphemy. Their actions are saying God made a mistake allowing SSM to become the law. Therefore, God was wrong and Deity if flawed. Their righteousness of scriptural interruption trumps sovereign God who ordained the law before the foundation of the earth, or even scriptures. He was correct in his statistics regarding venereal disease being vaginally and anally transmitted diseases, and how oral sex is safest because of the slava and mouth temperatures.
On their way home my son asked my grandson if he was sexually active. He told his dad, I jerk of, dad. Every man beats off, but only a few will fess up. It's not a big deal, ya know. I bet you jerk it when mom's on her cycle. Sex drive diminish as men get older. However, that's "skewed" based on several factors and Papa is one of those ethnic factors. If Papa ain't jerking, he's having wet dreams or fucking something." My grandson blow his first load - sometime since Christmas. He told his dad someday I'll experience oral, vaginal and anal sex - but not now dad. So, don't worry!
I've been having sex since my middle teens and wasn't always faithful to my wife. I'm so very thankful she never found out. I miss her greatly: my head knows she's gone, but not my heart. I've been around the block many times in my life and I've rode some stallions, and been ridden too. It took my 12 year old grandson to explain to me why I like anal sex so much. I do jerk off - a lot. I turn down pussy from women who all have devious motives. I've had a some blow jobs by men the last few years, but will only admit it - anonymously. "Google is your friend"
