I've decided to use my fetish as a reason to clean the house. So far it's working out beautifully. I squat and piss on the floor in a room and then mop up the mess and then mop up the room like it should be, using a fresh swiffer pad. I'm dripping with pussy juice right now, having urinated in three rooms and mopped up three rooms. Four more to go, let's see how pissy I can make the house! No one will ever know.