My next door neighbor's wife has a tendency to sunbathe topless from time to time in their backyard. I admit to drooling a few times looking at her from the upstairs spare bedroom window. She's about mid thirties and has a body to show off for sure.

Anyway, one day I'm out side in the front your when the UPS truck pulls up next door. I saw the driver actually knock on the door, instead of just dropping the package and leaving. Now I knew my neighbor had been out back sunbathing a short time ago and I figured she was still out back when there was no response at the door.

I told the driver the lady of the house was probably in the backyard. He said thanks and I watched him go around the corner of the house to the backyard. A few minutes later the UPS guy comes over and says thanks. I asked why he thanked me, he said she was topless and she never tried to cover herself up. She just signed her name and smiled.....

DAMN!!!!