I recently stayed at the Cosmopolitan in Vegas. One of my fetishes is listening to people have sex and thought the Cosmo was my best bet at listening to love birds next door.

First night, nothing.

Second night, jackpot.

At 5 PM I was smoking on my balcony and saw my neighbors posing for photos through a small slat. They were a young Hispanic couple in their late 20s.

I went out and gambled some, lost more. Got some pizza and beers at Secret Pizza and retreated to my room. Around 10:30 I noticed my neighbors had returned too and were making out on the balcony. I quietly reentered my room and waited.

I heard the sliding door close. Showtime. I pressed my ear to wall. I waited. I heard comments about her panty color and her excuse was he pulled her into bed before she could change.

Then I heard spanks. Then ahhs. This continued for several minutes. Clearly this was 50 Shades like romp.

Then there was almost silence except a light pop. A BJ.

Then a change in positions. Sex. Moans and grunts with a loud crescendo as he came.

I was slowly jerking myself but the sex was too short for me to get off. I kept listening and heard some cuddle talk. It was funny to hear them joke her cum covered pussy, tits, and neck would make a good Facebook profile picture. Then they went to bed. It was short and sweet but I have a recording on my phone to listen to for a long time.