I ate my girlfriend's sweet, I mean sweet tasting pussy as she flipped through her phone's picture gallery looking at all of the mommentos left for her after it disappeared a short time at an old friend of her's wedding reception. It was a total of 9 items from 5 different gentlemen she had grown up with. The most popular model was recognized by me from what he had on and by my girlfriend by what he had between his legs. He took four shots of himself and truthfully, it belongs on a horse. He didn't have any shame and with a pole like that neither would I. He went the distance and had his shit coming out his inch long pee hole and all over a napkin with a hand written inscription reading "DON'T EVER FORGET WHERE YOU FIRST CUMMED FROM."
Four of the models she was up close and personal with at one time or another and she jacked me off telling me her and a friend went skinny dipping with three of them pictured including the mister modesty and it was her only orgy to date. It was a three on two and she was pressured into doing things with her friend and left me hanging with no details except how pretty her friend was.
Just like her to do that to me and she is probably bullshitting anyway knowing how much I go for that kind of stuff. She is very good at diverting her flaws while exploiting mine to her advantage.
If you saw her then you would see why I stay with her and her being a complete freak in bed might also play a part in my reasoning.
Yesterday she locked herself in the bathroom wearing only panties and playing with her phone of course. I guess I should be thankful she hasn't pulled it out and started flipping through it when she is riding me yet.
I am almost for sure Mr. Horsecock was her first as she did happen to mention the only place it went where it didn't hurt was between the lips of her mouth. Like a dummy I asked if she swallowed back then and she answered that he is the one who taught her if you don't go all the way, you might as well not go at all. Well, I do have one thing to be thankful of him for.
I guess I may get to thank him in person as he is paying her, well us a visit real soon she suggested we go to to hotel lounge for dinner and if the feeling is right maybe we get a room and see where things go from there. She knows I am dying to see her get harpooned by that thing and the next time I see his cum, I want it to be dripping down her pretty chin.