We had a neighborhood block party last month the night of July 4th and I got totally wasted.
We have two kids, 11 & 6, and I rarely get to drinking like that any more.
I hadn't gotten that drunk in years. I was completely fucked up and was staggering around the neighborhood having a great time that I'd pay for with a massive headache the next day.
I had stopped at one house a few doors down from ours, went in the yard, and sampled their barbecue and had to piss.
So I walked in the house and there was like 10 people waiting to use the john downstairs.
I had to piss really bad and was pretty fucked up so I just went upstairs to find a bathroom to use before I peed my shorts.
I walked into a bedroom and my wife, a slim blonde, was leaning over a dresser completely naked, with our neighbor Tony standing directly behind her banging away with his shorts and drawers around his ankles.
I stood staring at them, they were unaware of anybody being present, for several moments and the next thing I remember was waking up a few hours later in my bed with my wife sleeping next to me.
I thought maybe I'd been so fucked up that I'd had an erotic dream about them but I moved my hand over, noticing my wife had no panties on, and touched my wife's pussy hair while she slept and it was sticky and wet still as if she'd just had sex.
I never mentioned it to her but I've been keeping a close eye on her and Tony the past month especially on social media.