A couple of years ago I was sent to HR to have 'a talk' with one of the people there. Turns out I had not one but over twenty complaints about me over the last two years. At the time my department was going through some changes and our new section head was a guy with the short man's syndrome and wanted to be rid of me since I was the last of my department that was still around after everyone else had retired, found other work or passed away. The little bastard wanted me gone because I had 25 years seniority and everyone in the business would come to me with their problems in getting supplies. Anyway, holding any kind of complaint against an employee for more than six months was in violation of both local labor law and union contract.

Remember, they had two years worth. The reason was it was his last resort to get rid of me. The first thing done was to deny my overtime and call in pay, only the manager could approve it and he would determine what was an emergency based on his at the time six months of experience. While it pissed me off it wasn't going to make me quit, I had over twenty years at that job, I was planning to retire when I turned sixty and no short wetback that thought he knew how to do my job better was not going to run me off. Anyway the pressure was kept on me and I refused to cave hence the HR meeting.

Because of what they had against me and the cholo's refusal to ask for a suspension from duty for a week like he should have done they, HR, decided to fire me and he agreed with it. I said okay I'll have the union fight it for me and I continued to do my job as I waited for the other shoe to drop. When I got the word at home a few weeks later that while I could fight and get the stuff older than six months thrown out but I'd still lose with the new charges I said thank you and hung up the phone.

The next thing I did was drive to my office and since it was after hours and I was frequently called in late at night security didn't ask why I was there. When I got into the main office I noticed the little rat had locked his door. Since I was always asked by the gal that hired me to open the door when she locked her keys in there it was not a problem slipping the lock and getting inside. What I did to him is what he deserved.

First I logged onto his computer and not only searched for but registered him to several bestiality websites, down loaded a few videos of women getting fuck by dogs and horses, also some vids of grossly obese, I mean Shamu the whale fat, girls getting gang banged or creampied. Believe me if I could have accessed some of the really illegal vids or pics and put them on his machine I would have done it.

Now it gets better, I erased all the history of his PC and did my parting shot. The dude is a germophobe, takes purell and sanitizing wipes with him no matter where he goes. He got sick one day looking at my hand when I was changing a bandage for a splinter that went deep and got infected and when I had the bandage off I was trying to get part of the splinter to come out and was rewarded with about a half teaspoon of puss. The fucker damn near puked, so, knowing he was squeamish I walkedover to his coffee set and not only did I jack off into his non dairy creamer but I wiped part of a piece of shit all over the inside of his coffee cup. It's one of those travel mugs with the lid on it and it was a dark brown almost black in color. After I was done in there I closed up his office but not before removing a couple of documents that he had insisted on doing himself for a contract with a major client and took them home and used to light my fireplace. As I said, I had access to the building along with others that hate the man and no one ever paid attention to my comings and goings so when he began looking for those docs he never once thought I would have pulled a stunt like that.

Besides, I called in that morning saying I was going to be at the union hall signing my retirement papers and taking terminal leave beginning that afternoon. It was very hard to keep a straight face when I saw him take a drink from his coffee cup as I turned in my keys and asked him to sign off on my paper work to turn into HR. I found out a few days later that he had been placed on administrative leave for his losing not only the sole documents to the projects he insisted on doing all by himself, he's also a control freak and he had to approve of everything we did. The next thing that happened to him was when the person that was replacing him until his leave was over found the email confirmations to him since I sent it to the sections email not his as well as all the porn that I gave him as a going away present.

While he got rid of me with the help of a couple girls that worked under him in another section I got the last laugh on top of all the grief the guy came to after I left. My retirement pay, at 26 years was the same as my take home pay for a month, I get paid to do nothing and I still have social security and one other retirement check from a previous employer that will kick in at age 60, the way I figure, I'll be making more sitting around that I did while working. And that little fucker is still looking for work. The girl that found the porn reported it to HR and he was canned on the spot, management has no union protection.

I don't know if he ever got sick from my gift in the coffee set but I don't care either, I just know that after seeing him add that creamer to his coffee and then drinking it from that mug, I wasn't mad anymore.