This is too close to jail for comfort.
I was sleeping on the couch in only my robe on a weekend and my sister stuck her head in the door and asked if I could watch Annie for a couple of hours (5 year old niece).
I was half asleep but was able to utter out a "sure!"

When ever little Annie wants to nap she always climbs on old Uncle Jack and falls asleep, she's always done that.
She climbed up on me this time and fell right asleep. I don't remember her doing that but I was so used to it.

Well I'm embarassed to say this, but I woke up and discovered my robe was open and my niece was asleep between my legs and hugging my....whole package...like it was a doll or something. Holy shit, I gingerly got up and laid her on the couch and ran in my room to get dressed. I was shaking like a leaf. No one ever knew that...and if I was ever caught I'd be a goner.
This note to all ass holes - no I didnt enjoy it...it was sick to me.