Once I was at the mall and I wanted to buy this cool dress but I didn't have much money. I was in the parking lot and saw an old man carring some bags. He looked exausted so I went to offer to help him but he thought that I was tyring to rob him. I convinced him of my INNOCENCE and helped him with a few of his bags. When we were loading them into the car he asked if I needed a ride somewhere, I told him no I am homeless {big lie} and he ended up giving me 200 bucks. I bought the dress (sundress} and wore it out of the store. When I was leaving he was bringing more bags to his car and saw me in my new dress, he was running after me and when he caught me he said that he wanted his money back. I tried to give most of it back but that's not all he wanted so I told him if he let me go I'd give him a little "show" but he's old and slow so I got away with the money. He's a dirty old fuck, even though I I'm the dirty little slut who took his money. I think that he deserved what he got after all. This is the weird thing though, the next day I seen him at the Safeway where he was with his girlfriend and he noticed me and tried to ignore me so I told his girlfriend that he paid me 200 bucks for a "show" the day before and she turned turned around slaped him and walked out. Since then I have moved in with him and we laugh about this daily. His girlfriend is now our little whore who does all our bidding, this is the best thing that ever happened to me. She will wash my sundress and does not say a word, cause the "Dirty Old Fuck" turned out to be a millionaire so it's all good in the end.

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