I am very good at customer service and dealing with people publicly, but I confess that it's all very fake. I usually despise most of the people who come into my store. They are fucking idiots or too self-righteous or they'll ask me stupid fucking questions or come in at five minutes until closing time. Some just creep me out like this one dude who everytime he comes into the store, he has pissed his pants. He's a young dude too. So each time I tell Mr. pissman to get the fuck out of my place, he gets all mad and shit and starts calling me names! Ain't that a kick in the ass? Then there's the fucking yuppies with their huge fucking strollers and their whining kids-they absolutely piss me off the most. I feel like shitting in my pants every time I see them coming!