I went out for a jog last night and as I was running I felt a strong urge to poo. I knew I wasn't going to be able to hold it in especially while I ran so I decided to have a 'Paula Radcliffe moment' and stop by the side of the road and poo. As it was fairly dark I was able to find a dark spot where one of the street lights weren't on as it had been switch off while they replaced it with a new one. I looked around to make sure no one was looking and as I wanted to do it like Paula Radcliffe I decided to pull my knickers and shorts to one side rather than to take them off. I squatted by the side of the road and let out a long loud fart and felt my anus begin to open forcing a turd emerge which soon dropped onto the road. I still felt more in there so I gave a push and let out three more average size turds followed by a little bit of mushy stuff at the end. Once I knew I was finished I tried to look at my creation but it was too dark to I see anything which was disappointing but I was still able to smell it and I can honestly say that it is one of the smelliest poos I have ever done. As the poo was quite messy my bum was caked in poo but I had nothing to wipe with so I altered my shorts and knickers so they are in the correct position and continued my jog feeling very relieved. It felt sticky between my bumcheeks and by the time I got home my knickers had stuck to my anus and they had a huge skid mark right across the seat of them and I wondered if it would have easier just to have loaded my knickers but the experience of having a 'Paula Radcliffe moment' was out of this world. I wiped my bum for ages but I had to throw my knickers away as they were beyond saving.