I was clubbing with a friend last night and we were getting kind of silly drunk. We were siting at the bar and she dared me to touch the crotch of the guy next to us. I told her no way, but then she said she'd pick up the bar tab if I did and if I didn't I had to. So I did.

I kept talking to her and just kind of eased my hand over to the guy and laid my hand in his lap. She told me to keep my hand there and she got up and went over and whispered something in his ear. She told me to keep going, he's good with it.

The guy turned a little on the stool, and unzipped his pants. I had his thing in my hand and my friend told me to get him off. I kept looking at her and she teased me a lot, but told me not to stop. The guy shot his stuff all over.

My drinks were free, but I had to ask for a bar towel to clean my hand.