Straight Male / 46
Finally my divorce is finalized after married to my exwife for 12 years. She was quite a bit younger than me so I guess it was made not to work out.
But I just told her to take the house in the divorce and I just wanted all my stuff, easy enough. I just moved back in with my mom as I don't plan on getting married ever again. My mom is 71 years old so regardless if I move in or not I still take care of her yard and other household maintenance. Actually feels good living at home with no stress plus home cooked meals and my laundry gets done while I'm at work. All a bonus.
Some issues are that me being 46 I'm still in the position where my mind, body and penis want to be very sexually active. Easy enough to just masturbate as often as I want since I'm single now. Just feels right being in my childhood bedroom in bed in my white briefs jerking off like old times! Except now I do have a few fleshlights, I mean why wouldn't I have them! I like vagina and the occasional anal sex so those fill my needs to penetrate something. Easy wonton stick them between the mattress and box spring or where ever else I find it fits.
Now for the embarrassing parts. My mom will make sure I'm up on time to get ready for work. I get up at 6am and she's always up before me which is kinda nice. I usually sleep in just my briefs but I do like naked sleeping too. I kinda like my privacy in the morning especially since I wake up with an erection. But numerous times my mom has walked in on me when I'm sitting on the edge of my bed naked with an erection. I've told her it embarrasses me when she sees me like that but she's a retired nurse so she says it isn't anything she's not seen before. She doesn't look at it but still makes me uncomfortable. If I'm soft I could careless if she sees me naked. Or if I'm wearing my briefs, I walk to the bathroom in the morning in just briefs. Erection or not as long as I got briefs on I'm comfortable. And my penis isnt big, just average but it's very hairy. And I'm uncut too so when I'm erect my foreskin doesn't cover my gland fully. Stopped grooming after my exwife and I broke up.
She's also went into my room to vacuum it and pick up any dirty laundry left behind which I don't kind at all. Except once I left my flesh light out and she saw it. Later that even she asked what it was. It was wedged between my mattress and box spring but it had the cap on it so you couldn't tell what it was. I figured it's best to just let her know so I showed her. My mom was actually intrigued by it, she was amazed by it. She was made aware I plan on never getting into a relationship again so I just bought a few toys to settle my sexual needs. So if my door is closed she knows not to walk in on me. But she has walked in once one morning when I was fucking my fleshlight. She walked back out right away. Very embarrassing to me but I guess I shouldn't really be embarrassed.
My embarrassing moments happened when I first moved in really. I sleep with my bedroom door open because it's just a habit. Never slept with it shut. So when I woke up in the morning I'd masturbate as I found it to be a great time to do it. Have to remember for almost all of my marriage I never masturbated, my wife wasn't a fan of it. Plus we had regular sex. So when I became single I was happy to self pleasure myself again! So I'd lay in bed in the morning and pull my erection out the fly of my briefs or the leg band and jerk off. That seriously made me feel like a teenager again. In bed in my white briefs jerking off but I was great. That was I was unaware my mom still woke up early and I was laying in bed masturbating when she saw me. That was right when I moved in with my mom, I had my briefs pulled down under my balls abd masturbating. I was still shaved bare as my wife preferred it that way. My moms reaction was where is all your pubic hair! She surprised me! I said I did t know you woke up this early as I'm pulling my briefs up. Plus I told her lots of people shave it off, it's a thing to do. She said not to worry about being caught, she walked out and before crossing the door over said for me to finish what I was doing!
Odd relationship we have I guess but my mom has never been shy to talk about sex or masturbation. That first time she saw me naked sitting on the edge of my bed one morning was the first time she had seen me naked since I was 18. Long time and she hadn't seen me in my briefs since I was 18 also. So when she saw I still wore white briefs she was surprised I never switched. I told her you always bought them for me growing up so why would I switch if I'm comfortable in them. And she was happy to see I was still uncircumcised because I talked about getting circumcised once when I was married.
But I just told her to take the house in the divorce and I just wanted all my stuff, easy enough. I just moved back in with my mom as I don't plan on getting married ever again. My mom is 71 years old so regardless if I move in or not I still take care of her yard and other household maintenance. Actually feels good living at home with no stress plus home cooked meals and my laundry gets done while I'm at work. All a bonus.
Some issues are that me being 46 I'm still in the position where my mind, body and penis want to be very sexually active. Easy enough to just masturbate as often as I want since I'm single now. Just feels right being in my childhood bedroom in bed in my white briefs jerking off like old times! Except now I do have a few fleshlights, I mean why wouldn't I have them! I like vagina and the occasional anal sex so those fill my needs to penetrate something. Easy wonton stick them between the mattress and box spring or where ever else I find it fits.
Now for the embarrassing parts. My mom will make sure I'm up on time to get ready for work. I get up at 6am and she's always up before me which is kinda nice. I usually sleep in just my briefs but I do like naked sleeping too. I kinda like my privacy in the morning especially since I wake up with an erection. But numerous times my mom has walked in on me when I'm sitting on the edge of my bed naked with an erection. I've told her it embarrasses me when she sees me like that but she's a retired nurse so she says it isn't anything she's not seen before. She doesn't look at it but still makes me uncomfortable. If I'm soft I could careless if she sees me naked. Or if I'm wearing my briefs, I walk to the bathroom in the morning in just briefs. Erection or not as long as I got briefs on I'm comfortable. And my penis isnt big, just average but it's very hairy. And I'm uncut too so when I'm erect my foreskin doesn't cover my gland fully. Stopped grooming after my exwife and I broke up.
She's also went into my room to vacuum it and pick up any dirty laundry left behind which I don't kind at all. Except once I left my flesh light out and she saw it. Later that even she asked what it was. It was wedged between my mattress and box spring but it had the cap on it so you couldn't tell what it was. I figured it's best to just let her know so I showed her. My mom was actually intrigued by it, she was amazed by it. She was made aware I plan on never getting into a relationship again so I just bought a few toys to settle my sexual needs. So if my door is closed she knows not to walk in on me. But she has walked in once one morning when I was fucking my fleshlight. She walked back out right away. Very embarrassing to me but I guess I shouldn't really be embarrassed.
My embarrassing moments happened when I first moved in really. I sleep with my bedroom door open because it's just a habit. Never slept with it shut. So when I woke up in the morning I'd masturbate as I found it to be a great time to do it. Have to remember for almost all of my marriage I never masturbated, my wife wasn't a fan of it. Plus we had regular sex. So when I became single I was happy to self pleasure myself again! So I'd lay in bed in the morning and pull my erection out the fly of my briefs or the leg band and jerk off. That seriously made me feel like a teenager again. In bed in my white briefs jerking off but I was great. That was I was unaware my mom still woke up early and I was laying in bed masturbating when she saw me. That was right when I moved in with my mom, I had my briefs pulled down under my balls abd masturbating. I was still shaved bare as my wife preferred it that way. My moms reaction was where is all your pubic hair! She surprised me! I said I did t know you woke up this early as I'm pulling my briefs up. Plus I told her lots of people shave it off, it's a thing to do. She said not to worry about being caught, she walked out and before crossing the door over said for me to finish what I was doing!
Odd relationship we have I guess but my mom has never been shy to talk about sex or masturbation. That first time she saw me naked sitting on the edge of my bed one morning was the first time she had seen me naked since I was 18. Long time and she hadn't seen me in my briefs since I was 18 also. So when she saw I still wore white briefs she was surprised I never switched. I told her you always bought them for me growing up so why would I switch if I'm comfortable in them. And she was happy to see I was still uncircumcised because I talked about getting circumcised once when I was married.
