Long story short...

I'm divorced and one day I was talking with this slut in Skype when my son called me to ask something about college stuff.

Yada, yada, yada... I sent him a pic of my junk... Fully hard... And precumming. (unintentionally btw, I never had any i****t fantasy).

Thankfully he understood what was going on and wrote "thanks dad, I guess, but I'd like a pic of the pussy you're talking to better".