I remember the moment I was born - it scared me so bad I cried for the next year. I was unable to walk for almost 2 years and I also wet myself for nearly 18 months. But I'm feeling much better now.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 29, 2009 at 12:39 PM

funny lol

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 30, 2009 at 10:32 PM

Either you are lying or on a drug trip.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 31, 2009 at 8:02 AM

Or making a joke. I thought it was funny.

Unlike a lot of stuff on this website, it's probably also true.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 1, 2009 at 11:44 PM

BAHAHAHA!
thats great!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 22, 2009 at 9:13 PM

Don't forget you also shit yourself all the time and had a fetish for breasts.

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