I Like To Lick Mayonnaise Off My Feet

I was never well liked in High School, I'm a skeptic, I used to paly Tennis in High School and sucked at it. I like to shove it down everyone's throats, everyone thinks i'm annoying, i'm easily triggered when the Popular Kid gets more attention than me and starts talking shit about me back in High School.

Now i'm just a loser who can't get laid, everyone hates me and if there's one thing I like to do to make myself feel better.

I like to put mayonnaise on my feet and lick it off my feet and suck my toes.

I discovered this fetish in College, I wear flip flops all the time, and I hate socks and never wore them in my life. Everyone says I have ugly feet and say they stink but that's bullshit. One time I made a sandwich and had the idea of covering my soles with mayonnaise and then licking my feet and sucking my toes.

I even one time put my foot in a sandwich with mayonnaise on it and sucked my toes.