What Do I Tell Him

Sean and I have been friends for years, since we were in high school together. He's been telling me about this chick named Zoe he's been seeing and raving about how great she is and how happy he is. Apparently some hot hippie chick he met when he went hiking.

Finally, the other day I saw a FB post from him with her in the pic. I immediately recognized her but something was off because I know this girl by a different name, Mel.

I know Mel from my long time side gig of being the friendly neighborhood weed guy. I stayed safe and only dealt with folks I know. She's friends with a girl nearby who gets her stuff from me and hooked her up with me.

The problem here is, how do I tell Sean that Zoe is Mel and Mel's been taking my dick on the regular?

It's never hard to get girls like her who think they're some hot shit and love getting high to take the D for some dope. She's a light weight too. All it takes is a couple puffs and she'll let you do whatever you want. My roommate and I even tagteamed her a few weekends ago when she came over to "hang out", which is her code word for me smoking her out for free. We made sure she put in the work to earn that shit and had a great time.

Do I tell him? What do I tell him? How do I tell him?