Peaches

My Name is Shawn and I am Deathly afraid of Peaches.

I don't know why but anytime I see a Peach I run for the hills, I remember running out of the Grocery Store after seeing a peach and people were looking t me like if I was running from a serial killer.

I one time went to take a shower and my wife bought Peach Scented Shampoo and I ran out of the house naked as the entire neighborhood all laughed at me and tried to report me to the Police for being a pervert which I am not I told them I ran out of my house because of my Wife's Shampoo.

I have been laughed at and ridiculed over my Phobia of Peaches and i'm sorry but I just hate peaches, there fuzzy, there slimy, and I jsut hate them.

I Hate Peaches.

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by Anonymous on Sep 8, 2021 at 3:25 PM

Perfectly understandable. They really are vile things. People try and recreate the peach smell in loads of products. That's just wrong. You will have to tone down your reactions or you will get into trouble, but everyone agrees with you. Anyone who says they like peaches is just lying. Good luck my friend on a peach free world.

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