All I can say is most, not all, but most neighbours suck shit. I'm stuck with hypocrite bible-thumpers, rude kids, druggies, people who can't control their dogs or kids or drug habits. Talk about WALKING SHIT. I'm working on moving out to the middle of nowhere to get away from this crap. It won't be easy, but I'm not giving up.
I would leave a heaping pile og dog dodo in abag right outside the front door where she would put her precious feet.Then deny deny deny.Just make sure there are no cameras around to record you:)
Good idea, another one is to wipe shit on the underside of a dior handle so it can't be seen but will soon be felt.
Send her a Mollenkoff cocktail! MAke sure you put a good starter fluid in it so it burns baby burns! Or, put on a rubber glove, pick up the shit and slap her in the face with it. Or.... keep that glove on and wipe it all over her mail and mailbox. I am quite sure that the cable, electric and H2O companies won't appreciate that bill that she mails in but fuck em. You can complain to the town you live in too b/c shit attracts flies and flies carry more germs than any other bug. They carry well over 200 different diseases. One more suggestion, be a nice neighbor and make her shit brownies! LOL Best of luck hon