I live on the TOP FLOOR and I can hear my downstairs neighbors fat little children running around. It shakes my whole apartment.

THUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP THUMPBONK..... CRYYYYYYY.... BONK.. THUMPTHUMPTHUMP.. CRASH... BANG..... THUMP

They're toddler age and already look like miniature Michelin men. I don't know how they move their fat drumstick legs far enough to make so much noise, honestly.

My mexican friend, who is one of these super laid-back types that deals with a big noisy family and lived in various noisy mexican areas even admits that the constant loud sound is annoying.

I think the parents feed them raw sugar to make them run around and grow so fat.

I hate those fat little children so much. I want to throw them into a rendering plant and make glue out of them.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Dec 5, 2008 at 5:09 PM

It's not the kid's fault. It's their lazy ass, inconsiderate parent's fault. Children only learn by example. Try and talk to these adults and calmly tell them the situation. If that fails, then glue them! LOL

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by Anonymous on Dec 7, 2008 at 3:23 PM

Sounds horrible! You have my sympathies. Check out my thread - "Hillbilly Neighbors." Perhaps we can put those chubby toddlers in a life raft with my hillbilly neighbors and shove them in the bay. The raft will sink from the weight of the toddlers and our problems will be solved.

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by Anonymous on Dec 16, 2008 at 2:05 PM

I've had to go down and talk to the porky twin's father downstairs, and he's actually a very burly Hispanic fellow who takes any suggestion to keep the noise down from that geeky gringo upstairs as a direct affront on his manhood.

I've had to go ask him to turn down his blasting heavy metal at 7am on a Saturday and he gets all puffy-chested and just grunts and grimaces at me. Thank god there's a strict old lady resident manager in this building, otherwise I'd have no hope of peace.

I am OUT OF HERE. I already arranged it with my landlord and got some other poor bastard to sign a new lease on this unit at the beginning of next month.

FCK YOU FAT SELF-CENTERED HOSTILE NOISY FAMILY! I'm never going to see OR HEAR you again!

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