Show Off

I went through puberty rather young, and I was above average in that department... You know what department. I was never shy about it and was always exposing myself. Sometimes to my own detriment... 2 expulsions from high school kind of detriment. I guess Miss Cortez and Mrs Francis didn't like what they saw; or maybe they did. Ha!
Anyway, I was also notorious for letting it all hang out at home. My dad would chuckle. My mom would occasionally tell me to "just put it away" or storm off in a huff, but after a while they just ignored me. Still got me all revved up being exposed around my parents.
Flash forward 15 years; I'm back home, with my wife, to visit my parents for Christmas. The conversation turned to TikTok of all things and my wife made a comment that she could believe how many times exhibitionists there were on there. My mom, in her very sarcastic tone, blurted out that I used to "show off all the time!"... A brief and awkward silence filled the room and my wife started laughing, then said: "Oh my God! He still does that!!".
So, me being me, just sat back on the couch and pulled my dick out.

The end.

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by Anonymous on Jan 3, 2021 at 8:31 AM

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by Anonymous on Jan 3, 2021 at 3:08 PM

Touche'.
This is the best way to counter sarcasm and ridicule.
Be proud of your assets and yet protect them from getting cut off.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jan 4, 2021 at 7:08 PM

That's not exhibitionism, that's sexual abuse.

Besides, your mom arranged that discussion to get to see your hard dick once more. She wants it deep inside her wet pussy!

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