These neighbors are new, but I already know so much about them! Why, because rather than talking at a normal level, everything is SHOUTED! Yay, I just love having my windows open. The have a new puppy named BUDDY! and their daughter ERICA is never very good at keeping BUDDY on his leash, but DAD makes sure the whole fucking block knows! And the DAD is the worst. He just shouts everything, it's not like he's even angry. His kids are good, and so is the dog! He just seems to not have any bloody idea on how to speak normally!

I hate that I am having violent fantasies about my newest shouting neighbor. I want him DEAD or GONE.

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by Anonymous on Jan 24, 2009 at 5:09 AM

I'm sorry. I know it's not funny to you, but it sounds like The Loud Family, an old SNL skit.

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by Anonymous on Mar 26, 2009 at 1:41 PM

Put you a big set of wind chimes outside. Maybe it'll bother them and relax you.

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