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We had to put our trash can out a day early in case we didn't make it back home in time. This morning (the garbage hadn't been picked up yet) I go out to throw away more stuff but I can't, because my inconsiderate, too cheap to pay for another bin, asshole neighor has yet again filled up MY trash can with HIS garbage!! And his trash can is fucking overflowing! Arrggghhh!! These people need a trash compacter like no one I've ever met.

What is it with these people?!! They have no fucking sense of boundries. Constantly parking in front of my house, putting their trash in my bin, etc. Keep it up assholes. Karma is a bitch and your buddy Mardick's family has lost their house and is now or will shortly be living in a rundown apartment on Oakdale Road. I got rid of them and I will get rid of you as well if you keep fucking with me. I don't bother anyone and I expect the same consideration. However, mess with me and all bets are off. Do you have the money to keep up your inflated house payments until the housing market recovers in oh, 10, 12, or 15 years? My mortgage will be GONE by then. Bwah! And your oldest kid is a moron with emotional problems who will NEVER get a college scholarship, OR financial aid. JC, here he comes!! And do something about that damn car, it's a fucking EYESORE!!

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# 4895 - by Anonymous / January 24, 2009
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by Anonymous on Jan 24, 2009 at 9:55 AM

And another thing: You people make more noise than a pack of rabid monkeys. EXCEPT when sneaking across the street to put your trash in my garbage bin. So I guess you can be quiet when it suits you, you miserable sods.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jan 24, 2009 at 6:41 PM

OK tough guy. What're ya goin' to DO about it? Talk is cheap.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jan 25, 2009 at 7:32 AM

I think you are missing the point. These people are ill mannered assholes and don't care that they are bothering us. They are rude and inconsiderate and as to what I'm planning to do about their irritating presence, I haven't decided yet. I want them gone and so they shall be, but all in good time. For now, I've considered leaving a nasty message in my trash can. In huge, fucking neon letters letting them know exactly what we think of them. I mean, what can they say? According to my law school nephew, until the trash is actually picked up by the city, it belongs to us, and anyone besides the city touching my trash can is actually trespassing. That or somehow booby trapping the garbage can. It's actually the father who is doing these things. He's resentful that we've lived here way longer than they have and that they paid 3x as much for a smaller house, and that our house, garage and yard isn't a fucking pig sty with an overflowing trash bin every week. .

You'd be surprised at how often you need do nothing. People like this go through life incurring bad karma and making enemies. In time, they self destruct, or through their actions, invite all kinds of bad repurcussions onto themselves. By the way, these jerks attend church regularly, as did the neighbors I got rid of, but believe me, it didn't help them one bit when I put a curse on them, but I can't take all the credit. It was mostly their own actions that did them in. Sic transit gloria mundi. In time, these assholes will be gone like the others.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jan 27, 2009 at 1:23 PM

You have a nephew in law school? How terribly impressive. As an actual practicing attorney and a member of the bar in three states I'll tell you that your post bragging about having "gotten rid of" a former neighbor and then naming that individual might get you in a bit of a tight spot.
Why not take a few cleansing breaths, go to your imaginary "happy place" and just let it go. Life's too short to get your panties in a bunch about minor inconveniences. Save your wrath for the big stuff. You'll live a lot longer.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 3, 2009 at 7:00 AM

Bwah! "As an actual practicing attorney and a member of the bar in three states"...Riiighhhht.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 21, 2009 at 5:54 AM

Today is garbage day and since I'm home today, my bin goes out when I hear the truck coming up the street and not a moment sooner. And there stands my stupid, fat, fuckface neighbor, looking like a lost puppy dog with nowhere to throw his extra bags of garbage. Fuck you, asshole. Pay for an extra garbage bin or cut down on your eating, you stupid fat fuck!

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