I liked the place when I moved in, because it had lots of windows.
Little did I know that every time I looked out of one, I would see this one nutter-woman pacing and smoking and talking on the phone. I look out the back windows, there she goes! I look out the front windows, woops! There she is! I don't even want to see the face of someone I LIKE as much as I see hers. Believe me, I keep the blinds closed, now. She also uses every available inch of common areas to carry on her IMPORTANT conversations, so there's no porch or stoop withing a 50 foot radius that doesn't have her ass-print on it. Hmmm, I didn't see anything in the lease agreement stating that this woman I don't know, and don't really want to, will be up my ass 24/7! Also, She never met a door she didn't slam, and don't get me started on the fact that she has two kids, but yet she seems to have about 19 of them clomping up and down the stairs like a bunch of drunken water-buffaloes. Are there such things as "no kids allowed" apartment buildings, cause I'm really going to lose it one of these days, and it's not going to be pretty.
Little did I know that every time I looked out of one, I would see this one nutter-woman pacing and smoking and talking on the phone. I look out the back windows, there she goes! I look out the front windows, woops! There she is! I don't even want to see the face of someone I LIKE as much as I see hers. Believe me, I keep the blinds closed, now. She also uses every available inch of common areas to carry on her IMPORTANT conversations, so there's no porch or stoop withing a 50 foot radius that doesn't have her ass-print on it. Hmmm, I didn't see anything in the lease agreement stating that this woman I don't know, and don't really want to, will be up my ass 24/7! Also, She never met a door she didn't slam, and don't get me started on the fact that she has two kids, but yet she seems to have about 19 of them clomping up and down the stairs like a bunch of drunken water-buffaloes. Are there such things as "no kids allowed" apartment buildings, cause I'm really going to lose it one of these days, and it's not going to be pretty.
