And why would I think that? Lately it's because this little fuckface moved in below me, and began playing his shit-finger bongo music, and strumming his guitar--all day-every day (his boomer parents are supporting him, I'm sure, hence no jay oh bee). When he and his pie-faced girlfriend would come home at 1:00 a.m. and make noise like they were moving furniture around, I did what any adult would do: I gave three stomps on the floor, which in grownup-ese, means YOU ARE TOO LOUD, SHUT UP. But the spoiled little Facebook-jackoff, well, he no understand grownup! Because he's been allowed to be an infantile grub well past the age of 18.
After that occasion, I passed him in the hall, and he GLARED at me.
This amused me, because the little potato face, though he is old enough to vote and drink, had no clue that what an adult does, is say: "gee, I'm sorry about the noise the other night. I'll try to keep it down."
All I can say is: he is very lucky that I have not informed the landlord about the clouds of weed that I smell coming from his apartment. And the thing is? it's not burning bud that I smell, but the green kind, and I'm guessing he has a garbage bag full of it.
I'm sorry, but what entitles a person to act like an ass-wad, particularly if they currently house so much weed that I can smell the fresh stuff--through the floor!!!
Well, they say pot smoking causes psychosis, and he's exhibit A. But I, as a taxpaying adult, have faith. Why you ask? Because a little punk-ass like him will eventually get the attention of law enforcement, and lo and behold, a twenty-something will learn a "valuable life lesson." I'm moving anyway.

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by Anonymous on Feb 17, 2009 at 8:48 PM

So no PUFF PUFF PASS? J/K. I feel your pain. I suffer from a very rude, inconsiderate jerk face of a 17 yr old. She bothers the street with her parties and DUMB ASS friends. They seem to think our NEW neighborhood is for 4 wheeling and street racing. The mother who is ALWAYS oblivious to the true is just as DUMB. HATE THEM. But me no moving. Me pay to much for my beautiful new house. SHE on the other hand will be FORCED to move when I get done with her. MUUUHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (Evil Laugh) :)

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by Anonymous on Feb 18, 2009 at 7:02 AM

Wait, so you're telling me that even if I buy a house, I might have the same problem??? That's it, I' m movin' to the country!
And why is it that parents always think their little monster can do no wrong? That's why people keep acting like spoiled little babies even after they move out of their parent's house and get their own apartment: cause they're mommie's widdle angel!

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by Anonymous on Feb 18, 2009 at 9:35 AM

HAHAHA!!! You think there are no dunb people in the country???? They are the worst. Reason why---- Usualy no code enforcement or city ordinace to follow. Problems out there are handled differantly. Ever watch Deliverance???? J/K. There really is no where you can go to get away from jerks. You just have to learn how to handle them. Good luck.

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