She Never Saw It Coming

I've gotten to know her over the last few years and for whatever reason, nothing seems to faze her. I think she must be an autist of some kind. Well, either way, this has always aroused me, her not quite recognizing the situation at hand. I recently found out she has really weird fetish of her own - watching me pee.

It turns out that it's kind of hard (no pun intended) to pee while someone's head is between your legs (I sit down while peeing). All that ended up happening was me getting super hard. She thought that funny too and licked my hard head just a little.

Today, I took it a step further and masturbated and ejaculated while she was speaking to me and it didn't even faze her.

To say the least, she never saw it coming.