Ok, I live next to one of the laziest fat pigs on the planet. She actually admitted that she parks in front of my house instead of her own because she doesn't want to have to walk! God forbid this oozing old bat ever have to walk. If she is so concerned with distance, maybe she should park in her own driveway! (There is usually space there and also in front of her house.) The reason that she parks there is because we have a tree that provides shade there (not for long, I'm cutting it down).
I hate this woman because she simply thinks that the world revolves around her fat ass.
I live in a nice house, and don't appreciate having to see her piece of shit car in front of my house (let alone her waddling, lazy ass!)