My neighbor just thinks her kids are perfect. They make better grades than anyone else, they play sports better than anyone else, they are better mannered than anyone else, they put their pants on better than anyone else, so on and so forth. All parents love to brag about their kids, but there are some people that just don't know when to shut up. When I get out of my car from working all day, if Mommy Dearest is outside, she makes it a point to stop me and tell me how perfect Mac and Olivia are. Seriously, its every time I go outside. My kids are awesome at what they do too, and I brag about it sometimes because I am proud, but NEVER do I go on and on and on and on. Her kids ARE really talented and I have told her so on several occassions but its like shes just not happy unless she has pointed out EVERY LITTLE THING. Little Mac had a wonderful bowel movement last week. YES!! SHE told me THAT!!! Why do I care lady?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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by Anonymous on Mar 6, 2009 at 11:32 AM

Maybe you should tell her what a perfect little booger your child picked. Or how your little darling coughed up the most perfect flem ball. Just walk off if you don't want to hear her go on about her not normal kids. FYI no kid is perfect at EVERYTHING. Maybe someone needs to tell her that.

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by Anonymous on Mar 6, 2009 at 12:20 PM

She shouldn't be telling you all that stuff, but it does sound like they are perfect.

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by Anonymous on Mar 6, 2009 at 2:48 PM

So called perfect kids usualy turn out to be pycos killers or weird bi polar freaks. Or have emtional problems from the mom FORCING them to be so perfect. Better watch out. They might kill and eat your dog one day.

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by Anonymous on Mar 6, 2009 at 3:03 PM

Yum!

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