Excuse me you Pigful Disgusting Phlegmbot next door--we don't appreciate you or your caveman Humpty Dumpty husband or your mutant adult children acting like you are the only ones who live here.
I'm sick of not being able to sit on my patio without hearing your blasting TV day and night. I'm sick of your shitty rodent looking dog crapping on my lawn and none of you clean it up. I'm sick of hearing your dog bark all the time, and nobody ever tells it to be quiet.
Nobody would want to live next to you. You are lazy, disgusting, and just a bitch. Get in your Shitmobile and drive away and never come back.