I was sleeping peacefully at 9 a.m. this morning, when suddenly this booming started rattling my windows. It sounded like this: bump bump bump bumpbumpbumpbump bump ba bump ba bump bumpbumpbumpbump.

I looked out my window, and my neighbor had all four of his car doors open, and his trunk, and was blasting his car stereo as loud as it could go while he changed his oil. He must have his bass turned all the way up. The music is distorted, and his car windows are rattling. I couldn't believe it. I had to stand there for a minute to fully wake up and understand the situation.

I stumbled downstairs and outside. I walked up to him, and he didn't hear me coming. I said, "Would you mind turning that down?"

He looked at me and said, "Are you serious?" Then he turned the volume control down one notch.

It's 10 a.m. now, and I can still hear it. i heard it while I made coffee, and I heard it while I was in the shower. What kind of moron does that at 9 a.m. on a Sunday? How can people be so completely inconsiderate?