Thank You, Mom

When I was a kid, I had about the worst thing that you fear will happen, happen.
A friend and I started feeling around together, and no, neither of us were gay. We both liked girls. But we had started doing that just for fun.
One afternoon we were naked on my bed, and I very carelessly hadn’t closed the door to my room all the way. I looked up and was shocked to see my mom standing there. SWhehad come home early from work. Danny and I both had an erection, and there could be no doubt what we were doing.
My mom looked understandably surprised, but all she said was, “Oh. Excuse me,” and she turned and left. Of course Danny and I both knew that we were doomed. We both quickly got dressed and he left and I went down stairs to face my mom. I was expecting her to be shocked and angry, but she wasn’t, To my surprise she apologized for having intruded. I hastily told her that neither Danny or me was gay, and that we were just having some fun fooling around. My mom said that she didn’t think that I was gay, because she knew that I liked girls. She very calmly said how lots of friends did stuff like that together and how it was really no big deal. She apologized again for intruding, and said how in the future, now that she knew, she would be sure to knock first.
It was pretty cool, because after that Danny I didn’t have try to be so secretive about it. He was really surprised and admiring of my mom, saying how if his parents ever found out, that they would hit the roof. The two of us stayed friends throughout school, and no, neither of us ever became gay.
So thanks mom for being so understanding!