I hate my Iranian neighbors. They smell, they make me puke, they lie, cheat, and don't pay their bills. They drive around without car insurance because they've had so many tickets, they can't afford it. Their kids are ugly, fat, and hairy. Only one of them is an American citizen, and if I conducted myself the way they do? Not paying bills, house going into foreclosure then snatched back at the last minute, cheating people (open another restaurant in the wife's name so new business partner doesn't know about husband's bad debts) traffic tickets out the wazoo, lying, stealing, etc. I'd be seriously worried about jail or deportation. How do they live with themselves? They even have a religious statue in the backyard. And their son is gay. Not flaming (yet), but what teenage boy collects stuffed animals from The Lion King?!!

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by Anonymous on Jun 8, 2009 at 9:27 AM

Stuffed animals are a sure sign of gayness. Everybody knows that.

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by Anonymous on Jun 9, 2009 at 11:08 AM

People in other countries have different customs than we do.
The things you describe are probably normal in Iran.
What have they done to you?

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by Anonymous on Jun 11, 2009 at 12:37 AM

See, this is the problem. They're NOT in Iran anymore! In fact, I'm fairly certain they left Iran to get AWAY from all that shit. But now they're here. Behaving like animals and like there are no laws. As for what they've done to me, their son, a fat, hairy, lying, manipulative little creep made my kid's life (and by extension, my life) miserable for over two years. I won't go into all that here, but suffice it to say his parents refused to believe their little angel was capable of doing anything wrong. It was only when they were threatened with legal action (after two years, we'd accumulated tons of evidence) that they started reining that kid in. No matter, it warms my heart to see how the mighty have fallen. The dad had leukemia, and the medical bills and wifey's out of control spending bankrupted them. Their house was in foreclosure earlier this year, and I know they're not out of the financial woods by a long shot. They opened yet another restaurant, this one in wifey's name. Now, how fucking stupid can someone be, opening a restaurant (after the first one failed) in this economy? In the best of times, restaurants take money, not make it. Our local county court website lists where they're being sued by two credit card companies, a shitload of unpaid traffic tickets, and someone wifey hit while driving like a bat out of hell. Guess everyone drives like a crazy person in Iran and who needs a license or insurance? Whee! Screw those pesky American laws! Fuck these people with a splintered baseball bat. I hope they all get deported, the sooner the better!

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by Anonymous on Jun 12, 2009 at 6:05 PM

I think that their finacial problems are really non of your business. But as far as not likeing them....what ever. Hope no one wishes something bad on you as you have on them. What the hell am I saying???? HAHAHAHA I hate my neighbor too. I wished bad stuff on her all the time. Worked too. Now the problem has GONE away and my neighborhood is at peace once again. Rock on with you and your hating ways. Maybe they will get deported. Some AMERICANS need to be deported to some where. Fuckers!!!

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by Anonymous on Jun 12, 2009 at 9:02 PM

The only thing i dislike more than the weird immigrants are the smelly weird fat gay immigrants already here. What could be any worse? Open prairie and no humans. none.

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by Anonymous on Dec 7, 2009 at 11:48 PM

Hey 4037: go fuck yourself!

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