Dang Yankees! First they win the war of Northern Aggression and bring once-proud Dixie to her knees with Reconstruction and carpetbaggers and ah don't know whut all hellish Yankee devilry and now, NOW they're a-choppin' down trees and ruinin' gardens!
Dang 'em!
In our condo, the home owner's association has sole jurisdiction on the appearance of property. You can't paint, plant or cut down anything without their approval. How did she manage to cut down healthy trees without anyone's approval? If the HOA approved it, why are you complaining about her and not them?
How come you just font punch her right between the eyes? So you do a few days in the pokie but it would be SOOOOOOOO worth it. Maybe spread some bird seeds on her car so they will crap all over it.