Looking For Company

I know this is a wild wish for a weirdo guy like me, but I live in the droll city of Centralia Washington... very boring little town, here.

I really wish I could find a group of people so depraved as to fuck me in a dirty van or something, and video tape it to post somewhere on the web where anyone see it.
I wouldn't object to anything, as long as I was put to good use by my visitors

Perhaps I could meet with some cute people interested at our local O'blarney's Irish pub some day in the near future? I'd wear whatever was requested of me, no objections to what my takers wanted. I'm not the best-looking sort, but I do feel lonely enough to want it.