What kind of bad things do you want to do, or have done to your neighbors, or their property because you despise them so much? Am I the only one who dreams of throwing rusty nails in their lawn?
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by Anonymous on Aug 29, 2009 at 6:03 PM
i desperately want to break into my neighbor's apartment when he's gone and flatten his fucking stereo with a sledgehammer.
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by Anonymous on Aug 30, 2009 at 7:58 AM
You should do it and tell everyone how it turns out
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by Anonymous on Sep 1, 2009 at 5:05 PM
Is murder revengeful?
if it is, then yes.
it was wrong I know, but now there's one less guy who's letting his dog crap on my lawn.
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by Anonymous on Sep 2, 2009 at 3:09 PM
I flung my neighbors dogs shit back onto the side of their house. I got really tired of their LARGE dog pooping in my yard. SOOOOOOO I took a shovel an threw it onto the side of their house. Thought they my like that. I know I did. It stayed stuck there until it rained. Damn white trash hill billies.
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by Anonymous on Sep 4, 2009 at 10:35 AM
My fucking mexican neighbors loved their new car stereo and parked it across the street from my house with the bass turned all the way up. Since they don't speak very good english, asking them to turn it down was a waste of time.
I called the cops, but because the bass didn't register above a certain decibel (it rattled my walls! how is that not loud enough?!), they wouldn't do anything; and seeing as how murder and vandalism are crimes, I thought my hands were tied.
However, there is nothing against peacefully cleaning you firearms on the front porch and smiling and waiving manically.
No more mexican radio.
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by Anonymous on Sep 10, 2009 at 3:30 PM
I have the same problem with Mexican neighbors thumping their fucking bass every day. Maybe I'll try cleaning my guns out on the patio.
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by Anonymous on Sep 14, 2009 at 8:28 AM
Try wearing a burkha and moooslim outfit, that really works, they'll stand there in awe as if being stuck by a witch without a broomstick, or a guinness bottle without a head!!!!
Witchypoo
Or. . . . put warm wee where they walk, they will soon move out, that's your territory now!!!!
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by Anonymous on Sep 14, 2009 at 1:07 PM
This summer I will buy a BB gun and put a hole in my neighbors pool. I can't wait til they get up on a 90 degree saturday morning and all the water is drained out. The only thing holding me back is there is less chance their bastard children would drown in it!
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by Anonymous on Oct 8, 2009 at 4:42 PM
My dumb neighbor whom I've had issues with for over 4 years planted some tomato plants on the side of her yard that was next to mine. I gave it a little water of my own by pee'ing in a cup and pouring it on the growning plants. :) It was really nice to see her eating lunch on her patio and slicing them fresh for a sandwhich and bragging to her roomate on how "wonderful they tasted". :)
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by Anonymous on Oct 23, 2009 at 5:20 PM
We don't have animals and every morning there is a pile of poo in the yard.
So..... I wait until they leave and lob the pile into their yard.
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by Anonymous on Sep 20, 2012 at 4:00 AM
I dream of buying Liquid Ass (yes, a real product) and "blessing" this douchey neighbour, his house, possessions and him again. I would go to bed laughing my fat behind off.
As for the bass rattling the house, I've had that, too with this neighbour. We think he literaly is too stupid to remember to keep it turned down! Oh, and I want to scream names at him, like douche-nozzle, fuck-knuckle, dick-fer-brains, and then stab him in the eye with a blunt carrot.
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