Last year, I had to deal with the shitheads next door parking in front of my house because they were too lazy to park in front of their own house (because they'd have to walk, God forbid).
Now, I'm supposed to provide parking for the nanny for the woman across the street's grandchild. Her kids have moved back in temporarily, and feel that they own all the parking space near their mothers' home.
I'm personally sick of being overflow parking for these inconsiderate neighbors. And since when do the kids or lazy neices or nephews or current slackass who moves back run the show of this neighborhood???! We have parking regulations as a Home Owners Association that these imbeciles disregard, and I'm personally sick of it.
My tree is dying because of the heat from the cars that continually park there. MY YARD IS NOT A PARKING LOT FOR YOUR LOSER KIDS, NANNIES,OR LAZY ASS FAT PIG NEIGHBORS!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 30, 2009 at 8:55 PM

If I were you I would tell the Homeowners association about it and ask if they can issue out some flyers to inform everyone of the code in case they "forgot" which I know they didn't. Of even better ask if they can provide you with a NO PARKING here sign, or put up your own. That would piss me off too!

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by Anonymous on Aug 31, 2009 at 8:18 AM

If the spaces are guaranteed at your place (as they are at ours), see if you can have them towed. Each of the units in our development are duplexes and there is a space for 4 cars in front of the unit. I get the two on my side and the neighbor gets the two on his. If you need more, there's a parking lot where anyone can park. The 4-car space isn't marked, but all the homeowners know the rules.

His son had friends over that parked in my spaces. The first few times, I called over there and asked them to move. They did, once, and after that they just laughed. Then I went over and they said they were busy. So I had the cars towed. I was also concerned about vandalism on my car, so I pointed an IR camera out the window. I got the son on tape slashing my tires. I had him arrested.

They don't talk to me any more, but they leave me alone at least.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Sep 1, 2009 at 5:03 PM

Good lord! Where do you people live? It sounds like the ninth circle of hell.

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by Anonymous on Sep 2, 2009 at 5:51 AM

I live in a suburb of Hartford, CT. If your idea of hell is people parking in your space, then god forbid you should experience something truly horrid.

Yes, people park in the space that I pay for. And you seem to have a problem with my wanting to park elsewhere. You may be a doormat, but I'm not.

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